You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Stranger 2: Buckets have no place in civilised society Stranger 1: Buckets are inherently amoral Stranger 2: anyone who disagrees is a facist Stranger 1: Their justification lies in the viability of their production in comparison to the benefit of their use Stranger 2: their very existence is feral and absurd Stranger 1: I'll be a fascist if that's your definition of one then Stranger 2: so be it Stranger 2: bucket fiend Stranger 1: Bucketist Stranger 2: touche Stranger 2: I stand by my....stand Stranger 1: And I'll stand by your...lamp Stranger 1: I do believe the exit is behind me though Stranger 1: So you'll have to get through me Stranger 1: To leave Stranger 1: Me and.... Stranger 1: My BUCKET Stranger 2: Agreed Stranger 1: Shall we shake on it? Stranger 1: Katanas at dawn? Stranger 2: *considers possibility of a trick* Stranger 2: ok, i'll book a flight Stranger 2: WAIT Stranger 2: is this a trick..? Stranger 1: *waits* Stranger 1: I think you will find the question superfluous Stranger 1: For if it were a trick Stranger 1: Would I really be telling you? Stranger 1: By doing so Stranger 1: I would negate the very definition of the trick Stranger 1: Rendering it a non-trick Stranger 1: And therefore, beyond what you ask Stranger 1: Do you see? Stranger 1: I call is quantum bucketanics Stranger 2: I do indeed Stranger 1: And it was actually prior veloped Stranger 1: By a very handsome plastic bucket Stranger 1: *developed Stranger 2: I feel we've connected enough to earn trust Stranger 1: Who was later dragged off to your ovens of hatred Stranger 1: For de-bucketification Stranger 1: He is now a less handsome plastic gnome Stranger 2: This is adequate, despite your bucket fixation. Stranger 1: No fixation, my friend Stranger 2: gnomes yes, buckets, absolutely not Stranger 1: Merely an ability to render the truth in it's whole Stranger 1: As opposed to denying key aspects of reality for my own moral gratification Stranger 2: Buckets lead not to the truth, they will bring only shame and regret Stranger 2: surely you can see this? Stranger 1: Why....why sir... Stranger 1: Is that a tear I see? Stranger 1: Could it be that your hatred of buckets stem from...unfortunate circumstances of your own? Stranger 2: You see much that is hidden... but buckets cannot be tolerated any longer Stranger 1: Very well Stranger 1: If you wish to stand beside your folly Stranger 1: And if I happen to die tomorrow Stranger 1: I shall continue to stand beside mine Stranger 2: You stand beside my lamp, i'll stand for only that which I hold most true. Stranger 2: Farewell. Stranger 1: Farewell Stranger 2 has disconnected
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Question to discuss:
Discuss The Morality And Possible Justification Of Buckets
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